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Give Me Some Red Hot SaaS!
The last few months we’ve spent together have been some of the happiest times of my life. All the heartbreak and disappointment I’d experienced made me believe that love only existed in fairy tales. Maybe this is a fairy tale. Knowing you seems almost too good to be true.
The first time I saw you, I knew then that you were the only software solution for me. Your colorful dashboard, your intuitive WYSIWYG builder, the way your custom user fields allow me to adapt the platform to my specific business needs; it sent me into a daze of romantic fervor.
When I’m with you, I feel like I have the power to move mountains. You motivate me to be the very best I can be, every day, rain or shine. I finally have my whole team collaborating on one platform without having to pay for each user. You give me access to all the information I need in one place. No more having to waste time logging in and out of other platforms. For the first time in my life I feel free!
Your beautiful dashboard and in depth analytics continue to wow and amaze me. Your education team taught me how to automate, streamline, and optimize, but more than anything, they taught me how to LOVE!
I don’t care what my [Insert previous non-functioning software here] cult worshipping friends think. I don’t even care about my parents’ prejudices against software integration. They can keep their overpriced, corporate status symbols and their antiquated, mile high tech stacks. You’re the only CRM for me!
My happiness is to be near you. You are goodness incarnate. Sales, marketing, and operations all in one. When you email me updates on outstanding CRM activities, you make me feel things I’ve never felt before. When we’re apart, I lay awake at night thinking of you, until I just can’t bear it any longer. Then I run over to my computer and log in, so we can embrace once again.
I thought I’d be taking a chance by committing myself to you. All my friends told me not to bet on fresh start up. They thought that because you didn’t have a multi million dollar ad campaign featuring Ed Helms, you wouldn’t be able to compete with Silicon Valley tech barons. But, when you strip away the huge towers, theatrical ads, and catchy slogans, the competition leaves me feeling cold and empty inside.
That’s not the case with you. When it’s just the two of us, all I see is a feature rich CRM that I want to spend the rest of my life with.
Send me periodic emails with news, software updates, and invitations to events.